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How many DA admins does it take to change a li...

Journal Entry: Wed Jun 11, 2008, 9:26 PM
From Workjoke.com:

  • How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
    Three. One to turn the bulb, one to shake him off the ladder, and the third to sue the ladder company.


  • How many philosophers does it take to change a light bulb?
    Three. One to change it, and two to stand around arguing over whether or not the light bulb exists.


  • How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb?
    "I don't know the answer, but I'm glad we discussed such an important subject."

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Written by =ccyto:

  • How many DeviantART admins does it take to change a light bulb?
    Only one, and it's quite simple: They just hold the bulb and the world revolves around them.


  • How many MN admins does it take to change a light bulb?
    Only one, but they will have to type /changelightbulb [channel].


  • How many kissups does it take to change a light bulb?
    As many as it takes to get an admin to change it.


  • How many Anime fans does it take to change a light bulb?
    Four. One to turn the bulb, and three to do a Japanese-style we-changed-the-light-bulb theme in the background.


  • How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
    Over 9000.


  • How many emos does it take to change a light bulb?
    Three. One to change the bulb, one to break the old one, and one to slit their wrist and die.


  • How many newbies does it take to change a light bulb?
    At least 100.


  • How many trolls does it take to change a light bulb?
    Five. One to flame it (ouch burn), another to change it, and three to write an ED article about it.


  • How many gay people does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to screw the bulb, and one to suck his ...


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    *B0nkers:iconB0nkers: Jul 15, 2008, 11:44:52 AM
    boo!
    :giggle:

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    *Kaiine:iconKaiine: Jul 8, 2008, 11:49:05 AM
    Lol, nice to see you again. We should talk when I'm not so distracted.

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    =zume:iconzume: Jun 15, 2008, 11:31:35 PM Mood: Love
    Oh spiderman you're so strong.

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    !susanomega:iconsusanomega: Jun 5, 2008, 12:45:39 AM
    Wow you do awesome work! Thanks for sharing!!
    ~Keeanga:iconKeeanga: Jun 1, 2008, 12:45:40 PM
    Hey,^^

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    ~number1soulreaper:iconnumber1soulreaper: May 30, 2008, 10:37:32 PM
    just testing something out
    lets see if it
    really
    works!!!!
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    1. To yourself, say the name of the only
    guy or girl you wanna be with 3
    times!
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    2. Think of something you wanna accomplish
    within the next week and say it to your self
    6
    times!
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    3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to
    yourself 9 times!!!
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    4. Think of something that you want to happen
    between you and that 1special person and say
    it to your self 12
    times!!!
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    5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as
    you scroll down focus and
    concentrate on it and think on nothing
    else but that wish


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    Now make one last &final wish about that one wish
    that you picked.
    After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people,
    and what
    you wished for will come true within in one week,
    u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your
    crush!!!



























































    Keep going

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    Keep

    going








































    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was
    your last chance. Now pay very close attention this important
    message!
    Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda
    chain
    letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1863
    and
    if you
    break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing
    these
    stories.
    First Example:
    Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl,
    up till she got this same chain letter. She had a crush on the same
    kid
    since kindergarden. when she got this mail she didn't pay any
    attention to
    it. She just thought, no big deal. And deleted it. The next day her
    dad
    got fired and her mom dies in a car crash. If she would have sent
    the
    letter none of that would have happened and her mom
    would be alive...
    Second Example:
    Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average
    nerd. Had glasses, was short and chubby, was in gifted. All the
    signs of
    your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51
    people in
    the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since 3rd
    grade. The
    next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love for
    him ever
    since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out,
    and of
    course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew
    up
    and
    married each other to live happily forever.
    Third Example:
    Now if you couldn't relate to the others, this'll
    get ya hooked. Listen to this. A kid named Jordan Johnson was just
    getting on AOL to check his mail. He was a quiet kid, not that
    popular but
    not a geek either. he was just normal. He saw he had mail from his
    friend. It was this exact letter. Now Jordan Johnsen was a smart
    kid and
    he knew what could happen if he didnt pass it on. He simply pulled
    a few
    friends from his buddy list and sent it along. The next day,
    about
    that
    same time, he got a phone call. It said he had won the lottery!
    then his
    dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him
    Nintendo64 and
    play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer, and his best
    friend
    gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and
    Limp
    Bizkit! Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was
    goin' wild!
    the next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been
    going on
    ever since.
    Now, you heard the stories. I know
    which person i'd rather
    be, but thats up to you. I wouldn't wanna end up like Barbra but
    thats
    only me. We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go
    out with
    that special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you
    send
    this to-
    1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love
    life.....forever!!!!!
    10 people- your crush will say they like you as a
    friend......ONLY!!!!!
    15 people- your crush will say they like you
    20 people- your crush will ask you out!
    25 people- your crush will kiss you!!
    30 people - Your crush
    will have sex with you
    35 people or more- All of the above!!
    Don't blow it, it's ur chance to shine! Have
    everything u wanted, and more! Now, complaining cus u dont have any
    friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It's simple, just go
    in a
    chat room, pick some names and send away! but here's the
    catch.....you only
    have one hour to send it after being read. Please pass on
    i did not think of this

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    PLZ PLZ PLZ look and comment on my art PLZ PLZ PLZ
    *hat-man:iconhat-man: May 27, 2008, 8:01:45 PM
    how do you create a text link(like in your signature)

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    *hat-man:iconhat-man: May 26, 2008, 12:18:23 AM
    I've decided I have too much love and I'd like to give you some!:glomp: ;D And look! I just gave you a pageview ;p Feel free to give love to others as well. :hug:

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    !JohnHolmeo:iconJohnHolmeo: May 23, 2008, 4:21:43 PMFlagged as spam
    This comment is flagged as spam.
    I LOVE your work! Thanks for sharing!

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    !steveooo:iconsteveooo: May 13, 2008, 4:47:47 PMFlagged as spam
    This comment is flagged as spam.
    Hey thanks for sharing! I really like your stuff!!

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    ~jade161588:iconjade161588: May 2, 2008, 11:09:36 AM
    >.> I see you and I am leaving a comment here. D: I don't have the guts to say anything on msn XD

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    ~bled09:iconbled09: Apr 10, 2008, 6:40:13 PM
    hi hi

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    =KelseyCakes:iconKelseyCakes: Apr 4, 2008, 11:24:26 AM
    Get on #ComplicatedRegrets.


    :]
    =DJStrife:iconDJStrife: Mar 28, 2008, 2:35:49 PM
    I still listen to your music all the time--Grey is on right now, which reminded me of how long it's been since I've actually visited your profile.

    Made any more music? :eyes:

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    *B0nkers:iconB0nkers: Mar 24, 2008, 4:21:46 AM Mood: Love
    Oh? What kind of drawings are you cooking up sir? Care to share how they look like? :giggle:

    Me? Hmm been busy [as you can see judging by the lateness of my reply, for which I truly apologize] Academics is playing a vital role in the current affairs. My social life is as empty as Paris Hiltons head. LOL

    I'm glad you stopped by. Now it's your turn. How's your life treating you?

    <7

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    ~Gizzygirl234:iconGizzygirl234: Mar 11, 2008, 3:51:59 PM
    :cookie: :D

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    ~konatacutecute:iconkonatacutecute: Mar 5, 2008, 1:27:29 PM
    wow, so this is ur account kool ^-^

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    *t001:icont001: Mar 3, 2008, 8:29:06 AM
    Random Deviant Hello :wave:

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    ~tearsunheard:icontearsunheard: Feb 25, 2008, 9:04:15 PM
    I spy a Neo!
    welcome back :smooch:


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    ~xxBAMARGERAxx:iconxxBAMARGERAxx: Feb 22, 2008, 4:57:41 AM
    FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
    REAL FRIENDS: Is the reason you have no food.

    FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs
    REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

    FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
    REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you

    FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
    REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours

    FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you
    REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from
    you

    FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
    REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

    FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
    REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'

    FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile
    REAL FRIENDS: Are for life

    FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
    REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you

    FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this
    REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to all their real friends and hope to
    get it back!

    If you were killed today, I'm sorry I wouldn't be able to come to
    your funeral, because I'd be in jail for killing the person who did
    it.


    First, I wanted to let you know that I love you to death & think
    you are amazing!

    Second, if I don't get this back I understand...

    I have a game for you. Once you read this letter, you must send it to
    14 people that you really care about, including the person that
    sent it to you. If you receive at least 7 back then you are
    luved

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    =himanshu-kapoor:iconhimanshu-kapoor: Feb 20, 2008, 10:03:08 AM
    welcome back dude

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    =BloodyGir:iconBloodyGir: Feb 3, 2008, 11:40:36 AM
    Neo likes shotakun.

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